Trinidad - so lovely and so annoying...

Trinidad, referring here to the Cuban city, not the Caribbean Island, is a beautiful place. Set among jungle-clad hills, with palms, mangoes, and banana trees everywhere, the town is relatively unchanged from its Spanish colonial days. In fact it's probably more beautiful than it was 100 years ago, with lots of Unesco heritage money having gone into restoring its lovely Spanish colonial houses, shops, churches and squares over the last few years. It feels like a Southern European town in many ways, with its orange-tiled roofs, its brick and plaster houses, its cafes and restaurants. Only it's more colourful, more ethnically diverse, and greener. 


Away from the centre, the houses often have small porches where women while away the heat of the afternoon chatting from their rocking chairs, whereas the richer houses in the middle of town traditionally have a beautiful central courtyard behind a frontage right on the street. The windows of the old houses are very tall and wide, and come to within 50cm or so of the ground, with bars - and sometimes a dog, child or granny sitting on the window seat inside peering out into the street. It's presumably to provide coolness inside, although windows are often shuttered in the heat of the day.

Horses are still widely used in and around Trinidad, for locals as well as tourists; horse-drawn carts carrying mum and the kids back from the market, or a guy on a horse are both common sights. For the lowboy-style hats and boots with spurs are de rigour. 
Unfortunately, with Trinidad's extreme picturesque-ness comes tourism, and the good and bad that goes with that. It hasn't reached the extremes of a place like Venice, but for Cuba, it's pretty touristy. On the plus side, there are some lovely cafes and restaurants in the old part of town, where you can sips mojitos and eat yummy seafood - with beans and rice, of course.

But the negative is you are hassled on every corner. "Taxi, taxi lady. Taxi for the beach, for Havana. Lady, where you go? Cheap price, same price as the bus." An early "non, gracias" does not stop the spiel - after all, who knows, you might suddenly change your mind and decide to head for the beach, despite the fact you are totally unequipped for such an excursion, and instead are off to visit a museum, or take photos from the beautiful San Francisco de Asis belltower. 
In Trinidad, the question (heard constantly): "Where you from?" preludes not a friendly chat, but a demand - for money "for my baby" (strangely, often it's old women asking for money for their baby), for soap, pens, to come into a shop, a restaurant, a casa particulare, to go on a horse ride, to buy cigars etc etc.
The most invading-your-personal-space persistant are the clothes ladies, who pull at your shirt, demanding seemingly that you undress immediately and hand over your wardrobe, right there in the street.
I shouldn't whinge, and it's nothing like you might experience in Morocco or India, but the fact that you are approached every couple of minutes does get frustrating. I suppose it's the physical equivalent of internet spam - the argument from their side is that if they approach every single tourist who walks past and tout their taxi, horse or bargain restaurant, at some stage they are going to hit upon the one person that needs whatever they are selling right at that moment. 
From the tourist side there is also the guilt factor. Should you give money to the old lady for her baby, or carry around soap in your bag to hand over to soapless families? Or is that just compounding the problem. (Why soap? Soap is easy to get hold of...)

Then there is the issue that although Cubans are seriously poor compared to us tourists, they don't appear destitute, as in some other countries. The Government provides free healthcare to a high standard, plus free schooling, and subsidised basics - milk for babies, for exbread, school uniforms, housing, transport, even theatre productions and sports events. You don't see the vast shanty towns in Cuba that you see, for example, in Brazil. Everyone appears to have a house, even if it is small and rundown. The kids are clothed, and look clean, healthy and cared for. 
But the economic gap between Cubans and all those Trinidad tourists is still huge - we must seem ripe for a bit of evening-up the scales.
What would Che have done?

A grand day out

A few kilometres out of Cienfuegos on the packed, rattling, gua gua (local bus) is Laguna Guanaroca, a small salt water lake, surrounded by mangroves, where you can see flamingoes, pelicans, ibis, three sorts of heron, and more. On the way you go past the splendidly-named settlement of Martires de Barbados. It's hard to imagine living in a place called the Martyrs of Barbados. Or for that matter in the Cuban province/city of Matanzas - Slaughters. Or the town of Colon.
But I digress. The Good Book says the tour of Laguna Guanaroca takes 2-3 hours and includes a guided walk to the lakeside and a boat trip to view the flamingos. It's certainly very picturesque, with lots of bird life... but the guided walk turned out to be an unguided route march, and the boatman rowed at top speed down the lake, allowing us just a few minutes to peer excitedly at the flamingos (they really are very pink and prehistoric looking) before racing back to shore to pick up other tourists.

So even with peering at some wonderfully disgruntled-looking land crabs, spotting a woodpecker on a roadside telegraph pole and a tiny hummingbird in a bush in the car park, we were still finished by 9.30am... and now what to do with the day?

Not happy at being photographed

Not happy at being photographed

So instead of going home we caught the next gua gua (it's pronounced wah wah, in case you were wondering, like a baby in distress) onwards and got off at the end of the line. It's an odd place called Pasacaballo where, in the 70s, a Soviet-Cuban group had the extraordinary idea of building a vast concrete architectural monstrosity of a hotel on a rocky shoreline, 4km from the nearest beach, and miles from any other attraction. They probably don't mention that in the marketing brochures.
 

At Pasacaballo we got a ferry across the narrow mouth of the Cienfuegos harbour to Castilla de Jagua, a very fine 18th century fort, built to keep the pirates and the British out of the bay (there wasn't a city there then). There's an excellent view from the fort of the abandoned, half-finished, Juragua nuclear power station - another well-thought-out idea from the time the Russians were influential. But the Castillo itself has been extensively restored, with lots of information about the history of the fort, the area, and colonial Cuba as a whole, along with a fine collection of antique firearms, cannonballs etc. There is a bar in the barracks downstairs, which is a rather good idea. You are even allowed to pull up the drawbridge, which was surprisingly achievable, even without a squadron of Spanish troops. My pick of Cuban forts so far. 
After a much needed swim, I enjoyed an excellent lunch of locally-caught prawns and lobster in a lovely restaurant overlooking the harbour (and the ugly hotel), with pelicans and frigate birds swooping in front.

Unfortunately, Geoff's stomach was delicate that day, so I had to eat everything myself. Life's tough sometimes.


As a final coup de grace, I managed to buy a freshly-caught fish from a local, to be filleted at home and stored for future dinners. And then I caught the local ferry back down the harbour to Cienfuegos. 
A grand day out.

 

A better waterfall than yours

There is nothing more smug-making than going to a touristy spot and finding a more picturesque vista than that seen by the maddening crowd. A more unspoilt pool to swim in, a path less travelled. This is one of those stories, though we can't claim any kudos; it was quite accidental. Which is also perhaps the best way.
El Nicho is the name of a waterfall in a national park area an hour or so into the hills behind CIenfuegos. It's one of the local recommended trips; you go through a green, jungly area with coffee plantations, small settlements, and lots of macho-looking guys on horseback with wide hats, spurs, and lassoes they actually use to catch cows.

You can get a government tour up there, but our house mother Carmen had a friend with an elderly but relatively workable car - a Lada with a refurbished Toyota engine, a welded-on Suzuki dashboard, and a gear stick that stuck visibly straight out of the car workings - no trimmings in between. 


We stopped in the carpark, where Carmen's mate opened up the bonnet and worryingly started tinkering with the car. He was soon to surrounded by other drivers with helpful suggestions - which presumably worked, as we rattled home at a fine pace. 
We left them to it and followed some local day-trippers down what we assumed was the right path to the waterfall. 100 metres or so downstream, the locals were already setting up their picnics, opening their beers, turning on their music (no Cuban day out is complete without lots of music), and jumping into some surprisingly cold river pools - for Cuba, at least. In pioneering fashion we decided to continue down the river, reached the end of the track, and started exploring further down, clambering over rocks and past waterfalls in search of other pools to swim in. And we found them.

First a fine deep pool, with a rock to jump off, and further down, accessible only via a cave, possibly the best swimming hole in the world, a large pool fed by a waterfall, and with an amazing view of vast swathes of forest below. 


We were the only people there, and might have been the first discoverers ever, except for Yelena, who had carved her name in big letters into the rock. 
We passed a happy couple of hours there, only to discover when we got back to the top, that the official "El Nicho" track to the waterfall goes upstream, not down. And instead of our blissful, empty pool, the real El Nicho involves a large entrance fee, a 1.5km track shared with lots of other day-trippers, and a crowded (though beautiful) waterfall pool, with no real view.

Pah! Call that a picturesque waterfall! We know otherwise

Pah! Call that a picturesque waterfall! We know otherwise


Oh we were so smug!

Revolutionary fervour

Obama may have nudged the door open between Communist Cuba and the capitalist west, and tourist pesos are definitely encouraged in this once-unsullied economy. But no one is forgetting the revolutionary struggle. Statues, posters, murals and flags are everywhere - there's even a cut-out plasterboard Fidel Castro in the way into Cienfuegos. Che Guevara's image is what you see the most. He's more photogenic, and apparently Fidel discouraged Cubans using his image for billboards and statues, or renaming their streets and schools. (I heard he put in his will that he wanted to be left in peace, even after death.) 
But Fidel is still out there plenty (as you can see below) and there are also plenty of fists, guns, and uplifting slogans - you don't need to understand much Spanish to get the gist. Here are some favourites:

Smash the blockade...

Socialism or death - a popular catchphrase. This one isn't quite so catchy ...

Socialism or death - a popular catchphrase. This one isn't quite so catchy ...

And one for the revolutionary mothers of Cienfuegos:

And one for the revolutionary mothers of Cienfuegos: